Prumpatoo: Matthew Broderick

Prumpatoo [Prumpatoo]: A Prumpatoo is someone who is beyond boring and who stands no chance of ever making you like him again.  He may have done one good thing in life, as most people get to do, but he has not redeemed himself and holds no power to redeem himself for the hours upon hours of gargantuan monotony his presence has orchestrated in the pantheon of personas. He will often been seen with a tucked-in shirt, a tie, or any other form of luke warm attire.  Example:  Matthew Broderick.  In Second place is David Schwimmer.

Pruppystug: Fred Savage

Pruppystug [Pruppystug]: A Pruppystug is someone who has the uncanny ability to forever remain very docile and preppy, almost as simple and jammy as a fig newton.  A Pruppystug will try and change this attitude by taking on strange roles but will revert immediately back to stug.  Example:  Fred Savage.

Plyndooger: Crispin Glover

Plindooger [Plindooger]: A Plyndooger is someone who always reappears having vastly reinvented themselves in an even scarier fashion.  The Plyndooger went from a relatively average character to someone outside of even our viewing control.  Example:  Crispin Glover.

Oofrigoomer: Jared Leto

Oofrigoomer [oofra goomer]: An Oofrigoomer is someone who will always look like they’ve never bathed themselves or that their malodorous could penetrate an entire arena of sports fans.  The Oofrigoomer will often try to play this off as style and therefore sink even deeper in the goom.  Example:  Jared Leto.

Ooprobzel: Gary Busey

Ooprobzel [Oop rob zell]: An Ooprobzel is any dude who says “no prob man” or any variation of such quick response but who clearly isn’t listening.  They will often have many other personal things they’d rather attend to but that might be strikingly banal.  The Ooprobzel is often obstreperous in their demeanor and  somewhat attention deficient.  Example:  Gary Busey.

Orgomzop: Eric Roberts

Orgomzop [Orgum zop]: An Orgomzop is someone who looks as though they’ve never been given a break and that they might just break down completely, very soon. The Orgomzop has missed a lot of chances and is teetering on the edge of stardom. The Orgomzop is also holding out for something they deem to be the break they need, making it a bit sad to see such a long and uneventful progression. Example: Eric Roberts.

Numplez: Dylan Baker

Numplez [Numplez]: A Numplez is someone who has no idea just how creepy they will always be.  This is just because of one thing they once did. A Numplez can say anything and it will, given one has seen the Nump (the time in which they forever ruined the moment) sound like an atrociously vulgar saying.  The nump is forever creeping from their lips. Example: Dylan Baker. Please, if you have not already, don’t watch him in Happiness, as it will forever taunt your patience level and threshold for comfort. Baker is a Numplez. Being a Numplez depends on one having seen the inital Nump.

Norpandy: Paul Walker

Norpandy [Noirpandy]:  A Norpandy is someone with a permanent five o’clock shadow and short wind-rubbed hair.  One often wonders if this is a disguise and if this person just looks horrible under any other facial scenario.  At times it may look as though there is not a fiver but this is because of lighting, the light tone of the whiskers, or possible illusion.  The Norpandy also generates a bit of the dandy in their daily doings, the fiver serving a sort of Nordic antithetical to the dandiness.  Example: Paul Walker.

Nintsfrup: Chris Klein

Nintsfrup [Nintsfrup]: A Nintsfrup is someone who will never be able to sound like anyone aside from themselves (I know this sounds impossible, but read on), the horrible truth being that they sound like life has been wrenched out of them and that they’d rather be trying on sweaters somewhere.   A Nintsfrup  struggles to alter tone under any circumstance and makes every situation exceedingly dull.   Example:  Chris Klein.

Moopyfrap: Jason Lee

Moopyfrap [Moopyfrap]: A Moopyfrap is someone who never practices for anything and never shows up, figuratively that is.  The Moopyfrap will often call not showing up “their thing” and this makes their Moopiness monstrous.   Additionally, the Moopyfrap is disdainfully obnoxious, overtly self-congratulatory, and never going to do anything exciting.  Example:  Jason Lee.  Lee is also a Chazbo.