Quoof [Kwoof]: A Quoof is someone who disappears in a rather offputting manner, and when they do so they also do something lightly disgusting before leaving. The strange part is that maybe they’ve returned but most likely in a warped shape or shade of the way we knew them way back when. The Quoof is likable but sort of in a I-still-have-some-salsa-in-the-fridge-why-not-put-it-on-this-chicken kind of way. Example: Patrick Renna
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