Shuttypoog: Orlando Bloom

Shuttypoog [Shud ee poog]:  A Shuttypoog makes little effort to improve their skills.  Having landed in the spotlight for handsome face structure and an enjoyable-to-say name the Shuttypoog was, unfortunately,  duped into stardom.  The shuttypoog will string along such consistent vocal banalities that sleep, even if one has just taken down vats of caffeine, will invite itself into those around the Shuttypoog.  The Shuttypoog is just kind of here and this sucks because they don’t make here any better.  The shutty, he poogs.  Example:  Orlando Bloom.

 

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